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Old 12-16-2004, 02:50 PM #1
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Unhappy Deacon: It's your funeral
Deacon, you've just been found dead in your room.
Your parents came home one night to find that you had electrocuted yourself. It was an accident involving jane fonda work out tapes and a belt sander.
Who (from N-philes) would you like to be at your funeral. And what would you like them to say?

Everyone else: What would you have to say at Deacon's Funeral?
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Old 12-16-2004, 02:54 PM #2
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He was a cool, guy who had a hot girlfriend.

He was cynical as fvck and it was funny.

Meh... I'm not good at funerals.

So I would just party and yell stuff in the middle of it in memory of Deacon, the cynical asshole.
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Old 12-16-2004, 03:00 PM #3
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I wouldnt attend his funeral, and i really wouldnt care.
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Old 12-16-2004, 03:01 PM #4
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I'd just be curious about the specifics of this "accident".
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Old 12-16-2004, 03:37 PM #5
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He'd probably insist that they play some track from the Lord of the Rings. I'd write 'emo' on his coffin.

Though the eulogy would definitely have to end with: "And Arker was finally stopped."
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Old 12-16-2004, 03:47 PM #6
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I LOVE HIM SO!

Well actually i didn't i heard a had this killer Jar JAr Poster, I MUST HAVE THYN POSTER.
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Old 12-16-2004, 03:51 PM #7
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Deacon, he never was fond of me, especially the time he blocked me on 4 of my sn's. I've forgiven him since tho, who kno's where id be without him. Possibly happier, or without herpes. The fact is he'll be missed by all, including my lawn gnomes, who want their hats back.
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Old 12-16-2004, 03:59 PM #8
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Daisy planned it all!
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Old 12-16-2004, 04:02 PM #9
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I can't wait to see Deacon's response.
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He either won't have one, or it will be incredibly sarcastic.
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Old 12-16-2004, 04:11 PM #11
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or it will be incredibly sarcastic.
That is kind of the point
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Yes, but in Deacon's case, he will be sarcastic about being sarcastic, thus making me confused and making a pointless post about it.
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Old 12-16-2004, 04:33 PM #13
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What a cool guy. A shame he was a total jerk sometimes.
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Old 12-16-2004, 04:37 PM #14
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I liked him.
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Old 12-16-2004, 04:37 PM #15
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finally...
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I'd wanna say

"He reminded me of a dead squirrel"
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Old 12-16-2004, 05:26 PM #17
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who the hell is deacon?
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I say, "Can I have your admin spot?"

And get booed off the stage. IF THERE EVEN WAS A STAGE.
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That bastard's tricking us. He's still alive somehwere. Daisy's not here, as you all notice- he's obviously taken her off to live in exciting locales and he doesn't want any of us butting in due to our global extension.
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He had alot to say.
He had alot of nothing to say.
We'll miss him.

So long.
We wish you well.
You told us how you weren't afraid to die.
Well then, so long.
Don't cry.
Or feel too down.
Not all martyrs see divinity.
But at least you tried.

Standing above the crowd,
He had a voice that was strong and loud.
We'll miss him.
Ranting and pointing his finger
At everything but his heart.
We'll miss him.

No way to recall
What it was that you had said to me,
Like I care at all.

So loud.
You sure could yell.
You took a stand on every little thing
And so loud.

Standing above the crowd,
He had a voice so strong and loud and I
Swallowed his facade cuz I'm so
Eager to identify with
Someone above the ground,
Someone who seemed to feel the same,
Someone prepared to lead the way, with
Someone who would die for me.

Will you? Will you now?
Would you die for me?
Don't you ****in lie.

Don't you step out of line.
Don't you ****in lie.

You've claimed all this time that you would die for me.
Why then are you so surprised to hear your own eulogy?

You had alot to say.
You had alot of nothing to say.

Come down.
Get off your ****in cross.
We need the ****in space to nail the next fool martyr.

To ascend you must die.
You must be crucified
For your sins and your lies.
Goodbye...

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