Sole: hello buu, let me start by saying that you must be a filthy attention whore.
Majinbuu: filthy? and you must be an ass to call me that. filty. sheesh. I may be an attention whore, but filthy..wait. I'm french. smelly.
Sole: I bet some people think you smell like french cheese.
Sole: i ****ing hate french cheese
Majinbuu: there's over 400 different kinds you little bitch
Sole: really? i never tried one because its filthy
Majinbuu: i think it tastes good
Majinbuu:But cheese does smell, but it's tasty
Sole: amazing how you can babble on about something that boring. Lets move on.
Sole: i was calling you an attention whore because you must realize people will call this thread dumb and stupid, people didnt like the first episode of ninja talk.
Majinbuu: they'll like #2 because i'm hip
Sole: hip? do you own an xbox?
Majinbuu:well i did, until it got stolen.
Sole: lets pretend the guy who stole your stuff is watching now, what would you tell him?
Majinbuu: I would just kick his sorry ass. put his feet in liquid cement. wait till it dries, then throw him out in the middle of the ocean with a oxygen tank so he can suffer till he dies
Majinbuu:I know im nice.
Sole:I bet youre a beast in bed.
Majinbuu: I'm a cheeta crossed with a bear
Majinbuu:fast and strong.
Sole: *puts a pillow on his scrotum*
Sole: anyway lets move on
Sole: listen buu, im gonna have to be really honest with you
Majinbuu: go ahead
Sole: we at drunken sailor entertainment stole your stuff, it was a set up
Majinbuu: *beats sole up*
Majinbuu: *puts sole's feet in liquid cement*
Majinbuu: *waits till it dries*
Majinbuu: *give him an oxygen tank*
Majinbuu: *throws him at sea*
*men wearing sweaters with Arabian characters on them walk in the room*
Sole: i got my body guards with me
Majinbuu: don't make me use IT
Sole: IT?
Majinbuu: yes, IT
Sole: I see.
Majinbuu: GAT-X105
Majinbuu:strike gundam, biatch.
Sole: Let me tell you something buu, Gundams dont exist. this is not harry potters world.
Sole: there is no such thing as magic.
Majinbuu: harry and gundam don't mix.
Sole: wizards, giant robots, same difference
Majinbuu: i got photo evidence that gundam exists
Sole:really? Please share this with us.
Majinbuu: http://www.gun-plus.com/gallery/katoki/katoki_12.jpg
Sole:...
Sole: i really wont answer this
Majinbuu: http://www.gun-plus.com/gallery/katoki/katoki_48.jpg
Sole:thats power rangers...
Majinbuu: REAL EVIDENCE..not fake like bush and iraq.
Sole: now you mention it, i would rather believe you saying gundams exist than bush saying someone has wmds.
Sole: you touch a sensitive subject, buu
Majinbuu: what if Bush said France had WMD
Majinbuu:he would be telling the truth!
Sole: well if bush said that i wouldnt believe it
Majinbuu: here's my gundam. the one you gona get bitched if you send in your arabic terrorists
Sole: you know my powers reach far further than those terrorists
Majinbuu: well, my gundam can destroy all your terrorists and co anyways
Majinbuu: and everything around
Majinbuu: i could rule the world if i wanted
Sole: you´d have to kill me and xavius
Sole:not that he is laying in my bed right now.
Majinbuu:Xavius is my bitch.
Sole: your rants are boring me. lets get a bit more serious now
Majinbuu:youre boring me too.
Majinbuu: i guess they where right when they said you where a crappy host
Sole:nice burn, frenchie.
Sole: you are a true nphiles veteran. you have been there long enough to reach the status of mod, and you would make a terrific night shift for the americans... why the hell arent you a mod?
Majinbuu: cause i'm french
Sole:really?
Majinbuu: yeah
Sole:whats wrong with that?
Majinbuu:well... when i was a mod, back then, i locked threads right and left
Majinbuu: but i changed, but they still say i would. and the forums changed since then
Majinbuu: it was a lot strickter back then. I wasn't technicaly demoded until the Animal Crossing Forum was archived
Sole: yeah, but you would be fitted to be a mod for the european daytime, just a general eye-keeper.
Majinbuu: Well, it's up to them. Andrew wanted me modded, so did Xavius, but apparently the rest dissagreed
Majinbuu: i still love nphiles
Majinbuu: But i don't mind, i get to see early nphiles features nobody knows about
Sole: there seems to be a hidden power on nphiles that blocks certain developments. Ive been in contact with them too.
Majinbuu: like what?
Sole: good writers who "shouldnt" be in the staff...topics that are ananomysly get closed...
Majinbuu: i think they are doing a good enough job. sometimes overboard, but everybody makes errors
Sole: yes, but dont you think these events are...strange?
Sole: maybe a couple of breasts have something to do with it
Majinbuu: I mean, i know all of the staff from way back, and i like them all. all have there negatives and stuff,
Majinbuu: like Advance, he never wants to admit he is wrong. but he's still cool enough.
Sole: I see.
Majinbuu: Daisy's having it hard enough on her. no need to make it harder
Sole:yes. The Ninja heard that too.
Majinbuu: so let's not talk about that right now
Sole: what is going on then, exactly?
Majinbuu:i wont say. Its her personal life. think of it has an NDA.
Sole:but you do know?
Majinbuu:yes.
Majinbuu: she's a good person. I talk to her on aim a lot. Just not lately. I hate to see her go trough this.
Sole:why not?
Majinbuu:dunno
Sole: what kind of problems is she facing? I wont publish this...
Majinbuu:no.
Sole: Drunken sailor entertainment might be able to help her.
Majinbuu:... if you want to help her send me money, i'll forward the money to her
Sole:i want to do that, but i’ll need some information first.
Majinbuu: you'll have to talk to her personaly
Sole:you tell us.
Majinbuu:no
Sole:i’ll give you a cookie
Majinbuu:no
Sole:ok, we’ll move on.
Majinbuu:ok
Sole: why is daisy in need of money?
Majinbuu: i can tell you xavius is having a serious sex crisis
Sole:tell us!
Majinbuu: i heard he mistakenly had sex with a baboon thinking it was Sir Burley Bee.
Sole: hmm, i can see that happening
Sole:but how the hell do you know?
Majinbuu:i saw him
Sole: you were watching xavius having gay sex...why?
Majinbuu: i think it's sexy
Sole:tell us, where can we see xavius have gay sex? Im sure silvahalo wants to know.
Majinbuu:www.n-philes.com
Sole:what site is that?
Majinbuu:some gay site.
Sole:never heard of it, i don’t visist gay sites.
Majinbuu:too bad, xavius is so hot in it.
Sole: lets play word asociation again
Majinbuu:k
Sole:daylahs.
Majinbuu:hip
Sole:go on
Majinbuu:?
Sole:GO ON XAVIUS
Sole:TAKE HIM
Majinbuu:Xavius
Sole:right. Deacon.
Majinbuu:arkeism
Sole:tell us about arkeism
Majinbuu: it must be taken down!
Sole:why?
Majinbuu: its a dictatorship
Majinbuu:AAH!
Sole: so youre saying its more of a threat than saddam and international terrorism?
Majinbuu:yes
Sole: you really are french, arent you?
Majinbuu:yes
Sole: you proud of that?
Majinbuu: yes.why wouldn't i be?
Sole:just asking...
Majinbuu:k
Sole: wanna ****?
Majinbuu:no
Sole: i knew you were gonna say that
Majinbuu:ask Xavius
Sole:see, i was just joking, i don’t like gay sex. Honest.
Majinbuu:sure
Sole: chirac or le pen?
Majinbuu:Chirac. le pen can burn in hell for all i care
Sole:why?
Majinbuu:racist ****. Thats why.
Sole:kinda like david_theman?
Majinbuu: not really.
Sole: bush or kerry?
Majinbuu:kerry.anything is better than bush
Sole: what is your opinion on david?
Majinbuu: i liked hilm honestly
Sole:really?
Majinbuu: altough he did go overboard sometimes. We were friends.
Sole: but you guys are so different.
Majinbuu:true.
Sole:well, it was fun. Thanks!
Majinbuu:no problem.
one more question...well two.
Sole:what the **** is up with those stupid gundams?
Majinbuu:theyre cool...duh
Sole: you have stated many times that religion is evil. could you please tell us something about that?
Majinbuu: religion isn't evil. the organisations behind them are.
Sole: what actions make you think that?
Majinbuu: lets not talk about that right now, i'm playing gundam seed
Majinbuu: ...
Majinbuu: >_<