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08-26-2004, 12:19 PM
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How are you a Flip-Flopper, ...well, aren't we all...
Let's see, how shall I begin...it's all so shameful.
Well, to start, I guess I started flip-flopping from the get-go..the very first day of my life I started out drinking formula, mother's milk all the stuff a baby should and could drink so early in life. But, being a flip-flopper, I went and started crying for cereal and nothing else would satisfy me and my selfish desire for nurishment. I am humbled now to tell you all that I flip-flopped on my choices for food as early as one day old.
...but I didn't stop there.
As a young boy I joined the Little League in my town, had a horrible first year but came out with an amazing second year, only to play miserably my third year. I had all the baseball gear a little boy could possibly want, wore my team's hat proudly everywhere, even to bed oftentimes...
But I did not return to the league my fourth year. I can't even give a good reason why!
I loved the game, would listen to the pros on the radio when I was supposed to be sleeping in my room, I collected the cards even.... But I suddenly decided that the game was not for me.
I am a baseball flip-flopper....
I even told my first girlfriend that I loved her. I gave her flowers and wrote her poetry (which I keep in a closet to this day). However, sometimes I would be jealous and cruel. I was never consistent with my love for her and one day I left her for another girl, only to go back to her again. I am a flip-flopping lover as well...
Clearly I make all of my decisions based on expedient means! I love when there is none other to love, I play baseball only when it makes me look cool, I jump from job to job, I can't even decide what I like most to eat....
I know I'm despicable, so please help me to rationalize this siutation. How is it that you too, are a flip-flopper?
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08-26-2004, 12:21 PM
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too busy being delicious!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: the farm
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I flip-flopped today. First I was asleep. Then I was awake. My bladder was full. Then it wasn't. I hadn't read any political cartoons. Then I had.
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08-26-2004, 12:42 PM
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Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Well I love in a house in the Northeast U.S., playing my Nintendo DS.
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I was supossed to go to the mall today, but then I just didnt want to go. Fell back asleep.
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08-26-2004, 01:06 PM
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anti-social commentary
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I can't really decide if I want to go to college or not, if I want to go to regular college or for a specific certification, I have no clue what I even want out of life or where I should be now, whether I should vote Bush or Kerry, or neither, whether I should finish up an N-Philes editorial or get my Unix book and read/take a quiz for class today, whether I should head to Washington at the end of the year or some other state, whether I'm meant for someone or meant to be a loner my whole life, whether I should give up my dreams and let them stay dreams or bring them into reality, however ****ty the transition makes them, or whether I even want to live or die.
It's kind of rough living in that kind of uncertainty, but I'm sure that some fateful day everything will suddenly make sense, if only I keep steady-minded and... something. I lost my train of... something.
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