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Old 05-25-2007, 11:53 PM #1
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Coconut's Week
Since this had like NO place in Show yourself, Ive given it it's own thread. Enjoy.
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I just lost my perpetual boner that I sport while browsing these forums. Thanks for nothing.


By and by, are you the one on the left whose getting his nose smashed in? Such a woman. (Did I miss the thread telling the backstory of this manlovin', or is this the same guy you've been pining over for the past fortnight?)

Yeah, I'm on the left getting my nose smashed. He's the chick in the relationship, I just have the bigger schnoz. And no, this is someone different and better and gay, albeit more feminine, but that's aight.
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I was going to congratulate Coco on finding someone, but then I remembered gays aren't capable of real love.

Just the ass sex kind, which I know you're envious of.
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and thank you to coconut, that post got my morning off to a very gay start


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I thought the pic of Coco kissing the other dude was himself in yet another adventure into his Photoshopping skills.

Nah, we just both got Polynesian in us, which rocks hardcore.
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man. this thread went from super straight to ultra gay in less then a page. lame.

Within one post, silly.
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Oh and Coco... I doubt i can ever get used to guys making out.

That's what I thought till I tried it. CRAZY.





But yeah, expanding upon why I've had an insane week:

1) Last day of massage college, sweet.

2) Get raise at job for no reason at all really, bringing me up to about $60 an hour, tight.

3) Find gay boy on MySpace I met at club over 9 months ago. He messages me, we decide we should meet, we do, and I end up sleeping at his friends house with him.

4) Crazy gay campout, I'm weirded out to all hell because I come to the realization that gay people really make me uncomfortable and there happens to be dozens of them everywhere. This scares off my boy and the night is thoroughly lame and ++++ty. I drive a tractor to get wood and this cheers me up for some reason because apparently I'm straight enough for gay dudes to think I'm straight but gay enough for straight dudes to think I'm gay. Hmm. Noticeably chipper, my boy is happier and we end up making out, awesome. Decide we should be boyfriends, butterflies vomit in my stomach.

5) Bestest friend who's been living with me for the past month moves back to Maryland. I get home just in time to tell her I have a boyfriend and to see her off as she begins to cry. She never cries. Makes bet I lose my virginity within 11 days.

6) Lose virginity within 5. Slutiness aside, 2 different size condoms are too small for my dick, making me feel thoroughly confident in my size.

7) After seeing her off I fly up to my friend's mission farewell. Had to wear turtleneck to disguise hickies. Saw many old friends from high school which is always an ego boost. Kudos to me.

8) Graduate from massage college and am honored for being the person that I am. It still puts my head in the ++++ing stratosphere when people say I've impacted their lives for the better. Exceptionally weird this time as people with 30 more years in their life say they look up to me.

9)Parents surprise me with new car. I have to pay for it, but they funded the down payment.

10) Scarley is invited to a paid-performance at venue in Salt Lake City but Scarley can't play instruments, so Scarley declines. Man says he will keep in contact as he would like to fund a record. SAY WAT.

11) Best friend breaks down. I lift him up. Other friend breaks down and tries to drag me with him, verbal fight that turns physical ensues. We confess love for each other but I tell him I've a boyfriend. Crying ensues.

12) Have slide out in canyon on my friends motorcycle. Amazingly, we are both unscathed.

13) Perform massages at golf course. Massage talent agent who says she wants to represent me, wtf.

14) Obsessive girl from high school became unobsessed when she saw sexy female room mate. Awe-++++ing-some.

15) Girl at Krispy Kreme gives me free doughnuts because "she thinks I'm cute"

16) Free Frosty at Wendy's because girl "thinks I'm hot"

17) Receive employee discount shopping because guy "winks at me and touches my hand as he hands me my bag."

18) Find $228 under a pair of overalls in my closet.




Seriously, there's something going on that actually is making me scared because things don't seem to go this well, ever.
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Old 05-25-2007, 11:56 PM #2
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Old 05-26-2007, 12:11 AM #3
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Old 05-26-2007, 12:16 AM #4
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Old 05-26-2007, 12:23 AM #5
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Old 05-26-2007, 12:23 AM #6
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Coco, I'm envious of your awesomely gay life. Because of the awesome, not the homosexuality, obviously.
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Nice. Niiiice.
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Old 05-26-2007, 01:02 AM #7
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I want to trash you but all I have to base it on is gay jokes and that will just make me look like the asshole so hey I'm happy for you!
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Old 05-26-2007, 01:34 AM #10
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were you a top or a bottom?

Dude, for thinking anal sex is disgusting you think I'm gonna have a dick in my butthole? Top all the way. Thing is, I never came


And yeah, if I had known this was going to be a thread I would've elaborated and articulated but whatev.
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Old 05-26-2007, 01:45 AM #11
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Dude, for thinking anal sex is disgusting you think I'm gonna have a dick in my butthole? Top all the way. Thing is, I never came
For being the catcher how are you the man in the relationship? And didn't get a reach around? Sheish. Man up and demand sexual gratification.
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Old 05-26-2007, 01:46 AM #12
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What? I was the pitcher. And he doesn't feel comfortable with me touching his dick yet so that's to come later.
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Old 05-26-2007, 02:04 AM #13
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