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04-29-2007, 04:44 AM
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Who hates the homeless as much as I do?
The homeless: worthless people, or not people at all? Do you guys actually give them money? I read a recent article where they flat out admitted that they usually get enough in a day of panhandling to get "food and some beer or cigarettes". What assholes!
“Should I color this cute little dinosaur purple or green,” I thought to myself as I meticulously prepared a picture for my mommy’s amusement a few days ago as I sat atop my thinking tree. Green it was. Certainly, while the picture I was drawing was not anything special per se, as I am not a budding artist by any stretch of the imagination, it was a success in that it marvelously symbolized my abiding love for my favorite person in the world. And my mother’s eyes did indeed light up with happiness upon receiving my carefully-crafted art piece entitled “The Friendly Dinosaur,” ergo my heart was filled with a powerful sensation of love and soon I started to shed tears of happiness. My mother has more or less grown accustomed to responding compassionately to my sudden outbursts of love so she quickly set aside the drawing I made for her and embraced me tenderly in her arms, gently singing my favorite song from "The Lion King," Hakuna Matata, into my ear as I slowly regained my composure. Certainly, love is a powerful emotion. It can motivate us to draw pictures for our loved ones even though we may lack refined artistic skills, or it can bring us to care for our pets as if they were children. I for one am glad that in these troubled times of turmoil and government villainy, solace can be found in love in all of its forms.
Just this morning I once again interacted with a cute stray cat I like to call “Cupcake.” Cupcake was meowing loudly just outside of my study’s window which I happened to have open for the sake of aeration, perhaps in an attempt to alert me of her hunger. Whatever her motive was for meowing, I more than happily presented Cupcake with some milk and caressed her head lovingly. She truly is a beautiful cat so it is quite surprising to me that she is leading the life of a vagrant, all alone in a cold and callous world. Being the lovable and innocent cat that she is, Cupcake certainly deserves to be living under much better conditions. In fact, I could easily see her in the company of a benevolent grandmother type, leading a comfortable life filled with catnaps and carefree play. Should I take Cupcake in? I absolutely would take Cupcake in myself, yet regrettably, this is simply out of the question as my mother is exceedingly allergic to cats. Though I am deeply concerned about Cupcake’s welfare, I simply refuse to compromise the health of my dear mother. Even so, I will continue to address Cupcake’s seemingly insatiable appetite whenever her travels lead her in my general direction. Again, love is it at the heart of my actions.
Certainly, I could type much more about love and the manner in which it controls me completely, such as when I prepare dinner for my mother despite not having much in the way of culinary prowess, or when I sing songs with my imaginary friends despite the reality that I know they are not there, but for the moment I shall abstain from doing so. In truth, I would like to read of your own love-based habits and experiences. Here’s to love, the single thing which can bring smiles to the faces of bright-eyed children, end wars, make mothers embrace their overemotional children, and make the lives of vagrant cats everywhere just a little bit happier. 
Last edited by Ilona Staten : 04-29-2007 at 04:50 AM.
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04-29-2007, 04:55 AM
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Neo Atlantis, do us all a favor and please give us context in regards to your gender/sexuality. Seriously, reading any of your posts makes me want to shoot myself since I have no grounds to place them in and find myself trying to logically deduce it, but keep ending up going in circles.
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04-29-2007, 05:00 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: City of Bridges
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You just killed my buzz, asshole.
...but I've not been drinking, I've just been awake for so long that my blood-alcohol level is fluctuating.
Now stop, drop and roll down the garbage chute.
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04-29-2007, 05:01 AM
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Me or it?
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04-29-2007, 05:03 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: City of Bridges
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Not you.
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04-29-2007, 05:07 AM
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Trollin' since 2003
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Okay.
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04-29-2007, 05:58 AM
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Operation Kino
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It's not neo, it's Ilona Staten.
Are you a man or a woman, Ilona Staten?
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04-29-2007, 06:04 AM
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Treasure Hunter
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04-29-2007, 07:41 AM
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Back in the shark tank
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Neo Atlantis and Ilona Staten's style of posting are awfully similar........
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04-29-2007, 11:17 AM
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It's only appropriate.
Join Date: Jan 2003
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Gosh really ya think?!?!?
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04-29-2007, 11:39 AM
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RANGERS!
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Montreal,Canada
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04-29-2007, 12:05 PM
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Fwoosh
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Use the letters in "Ilona Staten" and you can spell "Neo Atlantis" 
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04-29-2007, 12:05 PM
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Sabor de Soledad
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: NM
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You guys are such cynics. Who knows who this poster is?
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04-29-2007, 12:37 PM
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Mafia Board Moderator
Join Date: Jun 2003
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Okay, you win. This is what I read:
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Originally Posted by Xavius
You guys are such cynics. Who knows who this poser is?
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04-29-2007, 01:45 PM
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Banned
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Location: Kansas USA
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this has to be neo.
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04-29-2007, 06:03 PM
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^ Your powers of deduction are amazing Anbesol.
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04-29-2007, 06:12 PM
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Sabor de Soledad
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you beat me to it LA 
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04-29-2007, 06:14 PM
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Knock before you enter.
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Location: Southern California
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Quote:
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Originally Posted by Anbesol
this has to be neo.
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Originally Posted by Daisy
Gosh really ya think?!?!?
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