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Old 04-04-2007, 01:52 PM #1
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5th Graders Face Charges For Classroom Sex
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(CBS/AP) Five fifth-grade students face criminal charges after authorities said four of them had sex in front of other students in an unsupervised classroom and kept a classmate posted as a lookout for teachers.

Okay... when I was around this age, I'm pretty sure that no one, within the given 15-minute time that the class was unsupervised, would've came to the decision of spending that free time having voyeuristic sex...

If anything, someone would've just whipped out a gameboy... not their cock.

...

Or, at worst, a girlie mag.

So yeah... I'm pretty bored right now, so I'll leave the awesome comments up to you guys.
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Old 04-04-2007, 01:55 PM #2
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5th graders are getting more action then i am
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Old 04-04-2007, 02:02 PM #3
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What age are 5th graders? Ireland has a different system.
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Old 04-04-2007, 02:03 PM #4
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Like... 11?... 12?

Somewhere in that ballbark.
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Old 04-04-2007, 02:04 PM #5
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i think one of my cousins is in 4th and is 10
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Old 04-04-2007, 02:18 PM #6
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Old 04-04-2007, 02:54 PM #7
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awesome i wonder what the scapegoat will be this time, media, music, video games, or the parents. From the first comment, it looks like it will be the parents.
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Now thats just ****ed up
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Hahah cool.







What an atrociously horrible world.
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When I was in 5th grade I was 9. Why are kids so old in 5th grade?
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Old 04-04-2007, 07:02 PM #12
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I think most kids turn 11 in fifth grade. Why were you so young?
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I guess I started early or something. I was 9 for most of the year and turned 10 before it ended.
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Half the class' balls haven't even dropped yet and they're having sex?!?!?
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Old 04-04-2007, 07:51 PM #15
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my balls didnt drop till like 15 minutes ago!
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My brother is in 5th grade and I told him that the dogs wanted to screw each other because one is in heat. He looked at me with a puzzled look, so I told them they want to have sex and he just nodded and pretended to understand.


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yea but is he gay? That would explain the difference.

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Well my cousins are in fifth grade, and they are 10-11. And they think that sex is a bad word, so this is quite shocking.
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a 12-year-old boy and a 13-year old boy were charged with obscenity, a felony.

and the girls get away.

adam and eve all over again.
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a 12-year-old boy and a 13-year old boy were charged with obscenity, a felony.

and the girls get away.

adam and eve all over again.

so funny!

Nice biblical reference.
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