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Old 03-14-2007, 12:54 AM #1
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Mom, Dad, we need to talk about sex...
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PLEASE, stop having it so loudly. My room is right below you for Christs sake. All I can hear when I am on Youtube is my movie and then "thud thud thud" right above me. At least be quiet.
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Old 03-14-2007, 01:00 AM #2
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Either that or they're sleeping restlessly and agreeing with each other a lot.


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Old 03-14-2007, 01:33 AM #3
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audio record it and then play it back during breakfast the next morning
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Old 03-14-2007, 01:40 AM #4
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That's a grand idea, sir.
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Old 03-14-2007, 02:21 AM #5
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How many times have you masturbated to your mother stifling her moans?
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Old 03-14-2007, 03:01 AM #6
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i didn't know you could do it without that
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Old 03-14-2007, 04:09 AM #7
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Put on headphones or something if it bothers you so much. Or else, confront them with their behavious. When you hear their bed creaking, walk upstairs. Knock on the door and yell "Can you be a bit more quiet?". I'm guessing that'll stop 'm, for at least that night.
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Just screw a chick in room and make sure they hear it.
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Old 03-14-2007, 01:37 PM #10
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You could start screaming and crying, while their at it, and don't stop for days due to the unthinkable trauma they've caused you...then I bet they'll never have sex again...
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Old 03-14-2007, 05:44 PM #13
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Just screw a chick in room and make sure they hear it.
Exactly what I was going to say
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Old 03-14-2007, 05:57 PM #14
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I bet Daisy and Deacon traumatize poor Jasper and Lily :\
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lol i totally thought it was gonna be about the birds and the bees talk... but this thread is hilarious., tape it and play it at breakfast, and do a girl so they can hear it
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Old 03-14-2007, 06:25 PM #17
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I bet Daisy and Deacon traumatize poor Jasper and Lily :\
Well, Deacon apparently is 18 inches ripping shit open
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Well, Deacon apparently is 18 inches ripping shit open

So Daisy doesn't even bother, eh? Poor Deacon. And his huge schlong.
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Either that, or she takes it like a champ.
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