Neo Atlantis

Let us suppose for an instant that you were granted a dream date with any celebrity you so wished and were given free reign as to devising the specific arrangements of the aforesaid date—who would you select to accompany you on your date and what would your date consist of? I am quite sure this thought has crossed your minds at least once, so let us indulge in this fanciful hypothetical scenario for a moment. Please share details of your dream date with a celebrity, and remember, this is a dream date so nothing is out of the question. My own dream date follows.

The celebrity I would choose to go along with me on this dream date would, of course, be Michael Jackson. Our day would start out simply enough at quaint café—we would graciously salute each other and then proceed to partake in a simple but nutritious breakfast consisting of oatmeal and whole-wheat toast, sans butter of course, with skim milk provided to satisfy our thirsts. All the while we would be discussing the limitless possibilities for Michael’s next studio album. Michael actually would turn out to like a few of my ideas, thus he promised me he would include me in the credits of his next masterwork. Concluding this delightful meal, we would subsequently be transported via limousine to a common park for an after-meal walk.

At that point, while strolling along, admiring the charming scenery and providing pittances to the occasional vagabond, Michael and I would go on to discuss all the touchy subjects one should absolutely never bring up over the course of a conversation such as religion and politics, and yet strangely enough, we would find ourselves agreeing with each others’ views without exception! As elated as I would be at that point, I nonetheless would find the strength to maintain my composure. Moving the discussion along, I would touch upon the subject of parenting and politely ask Michael how being a father has changed his life. His response would be lengthy and yet eloquently profound, and naturally, I would listen intently to his every word despite the fact that I will never be able to become a parent myself. At any rate, following our protracted walk in the park, it would be time to proceed to our next destination—a wondrous and expansive botanical garden of flowers and exotic plants. But wouldn’t this be a repetitive choice you ask? Not in the least, for by that point in our date, lunch time would be fast approaching and what better place is there to have lunch than in a splendorous botanical garden? There are few, if any, to be sure.

Upon arriving via helicopter to the botanical garden’s helipad, we would thereafter be escorted by rose bearers and park officials to whole sections of the park that had been cordoned off to the public in anticipation of our arrival. While taking in the glorious sights and sounds of the extraordinarily beautiful botanical garden, Michael and I would start to discuss the mainstream media’s total and complete failure in remaining relevant in the eyes of more discerning individuals and the consequent rise of the blogosphere. To my complete surprise, Michael would disclose to me that he is in fact a ghostwriter for many prominent blogs! Sadly he would totally refuse to name exactly which blogs he actively contributed to. Nevertheless, I had little time to be disappointed, as by that point, lunch time would have finally arrived. As we’d dine on watercress sandwiches and partake of the finest Longjing tea, Michael would actually start adlibbing a song! Such is the talent of the man that he never stops creating. It would be all very lovely hitherto, but as with all good things, the end would be fast approaching as time waits for no one. Our time at the botanical garden would have come to an end. To my surprise, Michael would then invite me to an impromptu slumber party of sorts at Neverland! I would never decline such an offer, not unless I was completely out of my mind. I would joyfully accept his offer.

Michael and I would decide to skip dinner altogether after the flight back into Santa Barbara via private jet as we would, without question, much prefer to munch on healthy snacks such as celery sticks and baby carrots while watching various films in his chambers at Neverland. After a day full of pleasant surprises, there would be one more. Michael and I would turn out to have the same favorite film—Peter Pan! We would proceed to watch Pan twice before growing sleepy, at which point he would relinquish his bed to me and set a cot for himself on the floor. Truly, never would I ever have such a happy day as the day I went on a date with Michael Jackson.

p-0man

So do you have a sexual attraction to Michael Jackson or something?

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Drunken Savior

Naked backpacking in the wilderness of Northern Yosemite with Angelina Jolie in the heat of the summer with lots of lakes.

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Batist

grossest thread ever.

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ZGMF-X20A

Neo Atlantis I now see why you were banned on that other forum. I can deal with looking at a Micheal Jackson signature but if you are to make threads about your gay little fantasies that will anger a lot of people

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Stabby

Wait, Neo Atlantis is a guy?

ZGMF-X20A

I think he created a thread about wanting to be gay

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Xavius

This sounds like a good idea but being naked while doing activities, especially ones like hiking, might be a bad idea. But if Brad went along I could see why it might be fun.

For me, David Beckham, Anywhere. Doing anything. Mostly naked.

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gunshow21

Me and Elisha Cuthbert.

Stick it in her ass.

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Firecrest_Neoflames

Let's save space by combining two threads from this section into one and name it, "I want Michael Jackson to stick it in my ass."

As for your question, I'd have an orgy with pretty much any hot female celeb.

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TendoGamer

He's ready when you are.

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Joe_Strife

for me Jessica Alba on one side and Scarlett Johanson on the other.

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objection

last night i had a dream that i met jane eyre except she was really, really hot, and wanted to bang me

so jane eyre i guess

also, ban neo atlantis already

DeathDaddy

:barf:

^-- we clearly need this smilie if Neo Atlantis is going to stick around.

In fact, all brain activity has shutdown in protest. <:{

TendoGamer

Why is everyone getting so hot and bothered?

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matz8916

YOU HAVE way WAY Too much Time on your hands!

Xavius your dream may come true. Hes going to play for Los Angeles Galaxy this august. With your charm and dashing looks you might sweep him off his cleats and....

Pretty much what firecrest said any hot female celeb will do.

And neo as for your thread it has been done before by Dawson, and it was called "If you could bang any celebrity, who would it be?". And o yea we all know if we are on a date with a hot celeb (not Micheal) all we would be thinking bout is bangin em. Your thread is like one of those cheap asian knockoffs.

O yea you're very VErY weirdzorz

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ChaosAngel999

In my eyes, Big Boss is a celebrity. After eating a good meal out in the wildnerness, we would then proceed to have sex for all eternity.

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Daisy

BEan

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