DanMo

that's right folks.
i got arrested. here's the story...

last weekend, i was at a house party (pre drank at a bar first) then went to the party with 2 colts 40's. as you can imagine, i was smashed outta my mind. my one friend decided to crash there, but i had to work at 1 the next day, so me and my other friend decided to walk it (we left at 130, and it woulda been a 2 hour walk back home). so we walked for 5 minutes, then decided to call a cab...

i guess we both fell asleep at the side of the road waiting for the cab. from here on in, i've blacked out, and this is what my friend tells me happens.

apparently, 2 cops come (in separate cars). one's a man, the other's a chick. the chick is apparently being a real bitch to me, and asked me if "i've had my meth shot tonight". so...(i don't remember this at all) but i spit on her shoe. (but i honestly think i didnt do it on purpose...when i get really drunk, i just get a lot of saliva in my mouth, and i honestly tend to spit a lot , and i guess her shoe just happened to be there) she spazzed, and handcuffed me, and put me in the back of her car. We figure she was on a power trip and wanted to prove something. like, i was clearly ****ed outta my mind...and i guess these cops were just bored outta their mind.

(all this while the dude cop is giving my friend a ride home to his house, and my friend was saying that the his cop was making friendly conversation with him. )

i start to remember **** just as we're pulling into the police station. and as im waking up, i was trying to get my hands out infront of me, and im like "uh, what the hell" then it hits me that im handcuffed. she takes me in, makes me give my belt, my shoes, my jacket, my overshirt (ur only allowed 1 t-shirt apparently) my contacts, all my money, my watch, ring, and wallet....then she puts me in a drunk tank (cell by myself) to sober up.

now let me tell you about this drunk tank. there were about 4 separate cells like this, and one guy was diagonal from me. im guessing he was a homeless guy, and the entire night he'd be screaming every 10 minutes "what's the time....what's the ****ing time!" so that wasn't enjoyable. they also don't turn the lights off in the cell. it's also freezing in there. ****ing. freezing. so i didn't sleep a wink.

so morning comes, at 11:00 they let me out, and i get all my **** that's in a bag. then i realize i've gotta work. so i call my friend to come get me, but he's not picking up...so i decide to bus it home. i get home at 12. i've gotta work at 1. i go in my basement and lay on the ground for about 20 minutes with a bottle of water, shower, and straight to work. no food in me, and i didnt have any money. so that 8 hour shift, i didnt eat anything. i think it's a given that that night, i slept like a baby with a shot of morphene.

oh ya, i got a 65 dollar ticket (so did my friend) for public intoxication. paid it a few days ago on paytickets.ca...very convenient.

all in all, it was a great experience, it's an cool story to tell, and i don't have a criminal record...just a provincial offense...same as a speeding ticket.

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Droan Armada

what no sodomy? what kind of police story is this?

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bleeper2.0

Sounded like a good night out.

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Bucket

Getting arrested isn't that big of a deal.

Pokemorpher1

I wonder how freezing it'd be in the winter . . . .

Says the regular?

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Coconut

Well I've never been arrested.





Because I've never been caught

HNB

Funny story. Something to tell the grandkids!

zelda_freak

I've gotten DIP tickets at football games before. I've decided, instead of paying the 50 dollar ticket each time, I'm just gonna take it easy with the drinking before the game each time...I'll get wasted after the game is over.

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CJ Thunder

Being thrown in a cell for a night with out anything being put on your record means nothing. Especially the term you used 'Arrested'

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Xavius

Being an alcoholic reprobate is kind is a fun story to tell.

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Bucket

That said-- when you find all your "fun stories" begin with a tally of how much you drank, a lifestyle change is in order.

Xavius

From the sounds of it, he's at least six more arrests, two police beatings and one attempted prison rape short of realizing that this really isn't that cool.

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zelda_freak

All good stories should start out with: "I was drunk this one time, right...-----> [insert generic drunk story here]"

Maybe people shouldn't get so drunk while not at home. That's my theory.

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LinKami Deschain

i've been arrested before. it wasn't fun.

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Xavius

Well I've seen enough episodes of COPS to know that even if you are at home, it really only takes half a bottle of Wild Turkey to get you busted for beating your wife with a spatula and having the police drag you to the police car by your mullet.

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DanMo

i was arrested tho...the cop even asked me "do you know why i arrested you?"

tell your story?

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Drunken Savior

Oddly enough, I've never been in the drunk tank. But I did have shotguns pulled on me right after 9/11 when I went into federal land with some marijuana...

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LinKami Deschain

i've told it before, but basically what happened was i was with 2 other friends of mine and we were at walmart and they were stealing and they got caught and since i was with them the hand of one is the hand of all and yeah. went downtown, got booked, fingerprints, went before a judge at 2 in the morning, all that. then in order to get it off my record i had to pay over 300 dollars to go throught pti and whatnot. then i owed walmart around 125 dollars i think.

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Taker

I hate when the police do that. I guess it makes them feel big