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Old 09-10-2006, 03:41 PM #1
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Python swallows a PREGNANT sheep!

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A LITTLE bloating after a big meal is an occupational hazard for pythons. But this unfortunate creature found itself unable to slink away and sleep it off.

In fact, after swallowing a pregnant sheep, it couldn't move at all.
Firemen in the Malaysian village of Kampung Jabor, about 190km east of Kuala Lumpur, easily caught it after it was spotted on a road.

Conservationists were yesterday still deciding whether to keep the 90kg snake in a zoo or release it back into the wild.

Pythons eat no more than once a week but when they open their incredible hinged jaws, anything is fair game.

This 5.5m python found its eyes were definitely bigger than its belly.

In July surgeons were forced to operate on a 4m Burmese python after it inadvertently swallowed a queen-size electric blanket.

Humans also have become victims. In 1972 a python in Burma swallowed an eight-year-old boy.

But sometimes their food really doesn't agree with them.

In October last year, a 3.6m python came off second best in Everglades National Park in Florida.

The snake, which tried to swallow a 1.8m alligator whole, exploded, said scientists who found the gory remains.





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Old 09-10-2006, 03:46 PM #2
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I used to have an albino burmese python. Feeding that thing was badass
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Old 09-10-2006, 03:51 PM #3
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Had an african Royal Python. Whenever I tossed a mouse in the tank, he'd rip the thing apart, practically.

One time I gave him an "I can't Believe It's Not Butter" case thing for a log to sleep in, and when the mouse went inside, BAM.

Another time, he was much bigger. He was sleeping on his branch and was pretty much in mid-air. So I tossed the mouse in, and he zoomed at the ****ing thing, broke it's neck, and swalled it right there. Digested the mouse in mid-air. It was incredible. He swallowed everything upside down!

I love them, though. But I suppose this snake won't be hungry for awhile lol
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Old 09-10-2006, 03:53 PM #4
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Holy crap thats awesome
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Old 09-10-2006, 03:56 PM #6
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So... you're saying you verbally say something everytime you type?
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In October last year, a 3.6m python came off second best in Everglades National Park in Florida.

The snake, which tried to swallow a 1.8m alligator whole, exploded, said scientists who found the gory remains.
Did no one else read that?!
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Did no one else read that?!

There was a thread about it... had pics and everything...
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Wow!
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There was a thread about it... had pics and everything...
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If only you wouldn't take me so literally, Coco, I'm sure we could be friends.

So... you're saying that... we... aren't friends...?


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Fucking hell. That's incredible.
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dude.... what the fuck?
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Um, yeah. I suppose that's pretty incredible too, guys.
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That snake owned himself.

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