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Old 01-30-2006, 02:02 PM #1
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Underwater Sex
now ive never had underwater sex, but ive seen some videos of it. it looks like it'd be a cool thing to do. has anyone here had underwater sex and can comment on it?

also do you think it should be legal or illegal?

i think underwater sex should be legal
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Old 01-30-2006, 02:05 PM #2
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Depends. If it's the sea, no, because nasty **** can happen. Crabs, anyone? If it's in a nice clean pool, then yeah, but I don't fancy the idea of swimming in jizz.
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Old 01-30-2006, 02:37 PM #3
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Personally, I'd pay to see you have underwater sex fudge!

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Old 01-30-2006, 03:15 PM #4
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I've had underwater sex many times. On occasion, a woman can be too dry underwater to finish the deed, but if you do it just right, it's fantastic.

I imagine it's the closest I'll ever come to zero-gravity sex.
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Old 01-30-2006, 03:15 PM #5
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Sue said that sex underwater is dangerous.



I'm taking her word for it.
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Old 01-30-2006, 03:29 PM #6
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Yeah, the water and chlorine can dry her out, as Sir Burley Bee said. Just mess round in the pool, then get out.
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Old 01-30-2006, 03:34 PM #7
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Sue said that sex underwater is dangerous.



I'm taking her word for it.


i just saw an episode of real sex on HBO about the same thing...oh dude, and sue is fkin baller, that show is funny as hell
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Old 01-30-2006, 04:22 PM #8
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Underwater sex sucks if it's your pool.
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Old 01-30-2006, 05:04 PM #10
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Who said it had to be in a pool.
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Old 01-30-2006, 05:11 PM #11
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No, but I suggest you watch the Half Ton Man, fudge. The only way they find it feasible to allow exercise is by craning him into a pool and letting his blubber swish about.
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showers dont count then
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Who said it had to be in a pool.
Well, like Albino said, it would be pretty disgusting in an ocean or whatever with nature getting in the way and everything...and who likes swimming their own "liquids"?
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Old 01-30-2006, 05:27 PM #14
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Yup its great! Especially with lots of people around.
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Shower is ok, but udnerwater can actually cause suction problems, getting stuck. Im serious when I say that. And obviously when were talking about chemicals in the pool, this can effect certain things, such as condom effectiveness. And have you ever had chlorine in a cut? Imagine that in your vagina. Im sure it wouldnt feel nice, but if its for a short period, I find its ok, nothing special though.
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As long as it's not in a hot tub go ahead and do it.

And Sue came to my university too :s She has one act, it's kinda annoying. I'm guessing (to the rest of you that have seen her) she put a condom on a banana with her mouth and told her stories about going through airport security with a bunch of toys in her luggage.
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Sue said that sex underwater is dangerous.



I'm taking her word for it.


That old hag did such a demonstration?
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Well, like Albino said, it would be pretty disgusting in an ocean or whatever with nature getting in the way and everything...and who likes swimming their own "liquids"?
Rivers, lakes, streams... theres more bodies of water you can have with a body in.
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I think "nature" would also get in the way, its probably still wicked dirty, and theres fish in there.

Fudge has had sex?
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Fudge has had sex?

I think he's just trying to cover all his bases just in case the opportunity ever arises.

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-Sex in lava
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-Sex with a monkey
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