N-Philes :: Forums - Now's your chance to brag. To brag about your laziness.

08-12-2005, 03:34 PM	#1
JoeyJoJoJrShabadu St. Patricks Day! Soon! Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Redmond, Washington Posts: 2,200	Now's your chance to brag. To brag about your laziness. Most times it's looked down upon. Some say it'll be the cause of our downfall. But for this one time, you can brag about it. In all honesty, I'm pretty sure I'm the laziest person here. There's just...no helping it. -I know a shower only takes a few minutes, yet I don't take one. -Don't change my sheets, don't check the message machine, rarely change out of my pajamas. -Sometimes I just stay on the toilet. -I often get my face wet, you know, to wash it, right? Then I decide it isn't worth the time, so I just leave. -Late at night, when I have to go to the bathroom, I decide to tough it out. The bathroom is right across the hall from my room. This has caused many wettings of the bed. -That was the one time I changed my sheets. Anyone else? I know this may make Biohazard erupt in a healthy rage, and probably start cutting himself at the mention of such insidious acts of laziness. Meh, I'm just too lazy to care at the moment.

08-12-2005, 03:38 PM	#2
Sir Burley Bee Quantum Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: London, Ontario, Canada Posts: 4,611	Back when I wore a hat, I used to hurl it at the television in a vain attempt to change the channel without having to reach two feet for the remote. The garbage cans in my house resemble small mountains. I shave maybe once a week, but not because I can't grow stubble. ...Maybe I'll post again with more, but probably not. __________________

08-12-2005, 03:57 PM	#3
Leather McWhip Lakitu Join Date: May 2005 Location: Chicago Posts: 1,448	I buy condom's to masturbate into. (A lot less clean up.) I too shave once a week (on average). But I do it because I get a better shave when the hair is longer. So, not really laziness per se. Oh well. Instead of going into work some days, I sit and think about going into work and then I call in sick. One time I needed to blow my nose and there was no toilet paper/kleenex around so I picked up a clean folded towel and blew my nose into it. Then I folded it back up and put it in the pile with the other clean towels. (Too lazy to put it in the dirty clothes pile) There's a 7-11 about 3 blocks away that I frequent. I always drive there. __________________ "I'm not one of these fair weather fans." "You go to Wrigley Field, you have a beer, beautiful people up there. People aren't watching the game. It's not serious. White Sox, that's baseball. Southside." - Barack Obama (The first black President of the United States of America)

08-12-2005, 03:58 PM	#4
XxHumanCowxX BOOMSHAKALAKA Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: :noitacoL Posts: 6,037	once i was drinking a glass of ice water and i ran out of water but i didn't want to get up to get more so i let the ice melt and then i drank that also i rigged up a series of strings in my room when i was 10 that let me turn the lights on and off from my bed across the room __________________ hi i am the human cow

08-12-2005, 03:59 PM	#5
Aidan_702 lolsassinator Join Date: May 2005 Location: Co.Cork Posts: 4,336	Only wash my teeth in the morning, what's the point of having a fresh mouth at night eh? I take a shower once a week. I study only for two days before any test that I have, no matter how important it is. I never do my homework, and so I take far too many days of school. Like 35 last year. And then when I'm at home all I do is play games. On the other hand, I do walk everywhere, all the time. But eh. __________________ THE G IS FOR G

08-12-2005, 04:12 PM

JoeyJoJoJrShabadu

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Quote:

Originally Posted by ivanna tinkle

also i rigged up a series of strings in my room when i was 10 that let me turn the lights on and off from my bed across the room

I was going to do something like that, but I was too lazy to bother. So I just leave them on.

08-12-2005, 04:19 PM	#7
Abe Sapien Prayin for the Enda' Time Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Maryland Posts: 1,052	One time, I was so lazy that I didn't even try to think of an example of my laziness. Oh wait, that's right now.

08-12-2005, 08:12 PM	#8
~~Biohazard~~ Banned Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 2,010	*Dies on the inside... Esp from Leather McWhip ew lol and Aidans is just disgusting and sad you brush your teeth at night...

08-12-2005, 08:23 PM	#9
ZachityZach Your favourite game sucks Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: St. Kitt's, Canada Posts: 7,101	My entire day consisted of watching old Spider-Man 90's VHS movies I pulled out of my basement and playing Pokemon Fire Red. I ate lunch at 4, when my mum yelled at me to eat something. I didn't wait because of lack of hunger, but because I couldn't be bothered to walk downstairs and find something to eat. I've worn the same shirt for 3 days. I haven't showered in 3 days. The only times I left my property since sunday were visits to my grandparents' and a trip to the movies last night. I win. __________________ http://www.n-philes.com/forums/showthread.php?t=43022 You should totally watch me and extremesonic play on New Year's Day, btw.

08-12-2005, 08:23 PM	#10
The S.S. Saturn Ostro Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: "Gablas!? GABLAS!!?" Yelled S.S. while asking for directions Posts: 586	I keep a broom stick next to me, and whenever I want to change the TV channel I poke my brother 'till he does it whenever the remote's broken. I could just use the stick to change the channel, but why should I? I own and use a wheel-chair, and I'm not handicapped. I'm a clean person though. I need my daily shower!

08-12-2005, 08:29 PM	#11
objection objection Join Date: Jun 2003 Posts: 1,083	i'm so lazy i

08-12-2005, 08:46 PM	#12
VG Emblem How's the pie? Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Deep in the Internet Posts: 2,965	im to lazy to post my huge amount of laziness here. __________________ .

08-13-2005, 12:40 PM

#13

JoeyJoJoJrShabadu

St. Patricks Day! Soon!

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Originally Posted by The S.S. Saturn

I own and use a wheel-chair, and I'm not handicapped.

Heh, wow.

08-13-2005, 02:24 PM	#14
Fake_Brasilian Ristar! "Come on!" Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Redmond, WA Posts: 1,640	I put my parking brake on at stop lights...holding the brake is too hard. __________________

08-13-2005, 02:26 PM	#15
Devicho Goomba Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: In a bowl of soup. Posts: 15	Let's see... 1. I haven't brushed my hair in the last 10 days. 2. When did I last shower? 3. My days are spent on a computer, watching TV, or playing games. 4. I wake up after 1 AM daily. 5. I NEVER make my bed. __________________ <('.'<)<(-'.'-)>(>'.')> -KIRBY DANCE TIME!-

08-13-2005, 02:28 PM	#16
Daisy It's only appropriate. Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Nowhere Posts: 30,682	It's 2:30 in the afternoon and I am still in my pajamas and have absolutely no intention of getting dressed. Also, I've barely moved from my desk chair, except to go lay on the couch, but that is mostly due to being practically immobile with the stupid broken ankle. __________________ Follow us on Facebook!

08-13-2005, 02:32 PM

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TendoGamer

J.C.

Join Date: Dec 2002

Location: Ooh, it's far too early in our relationship for me to tell you that.

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For the past few weeks I've been getting out of bed at 3pm everyday.

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I have the display of signatures turned off because it is a dumb concept and you are dumb if you have one.

08-13-2005, 02:37 PM	#18
Devicho Goomba Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: In a bowl of soup. Posts: 15	Crap, how could I forget about not changing out of my pajamas?! __________________ <('.'<)<(-'.'-)>(>'.')> -KIRBY DANCE TIME!-

08-13-2005, 02:41 PM	#19
JoeyJoJoJrShabadu St. Patricks Day! Soon! Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Redmond, Washington Posts: 2,200	Guys guys guys.....I don't even wear pajamas anymore. This IS my formal wear/pajamas/swim suit. You people still have a lot to learn.

08-13-2005, 04:39 PM	#20
bluefalcon_ad Heave-Ho Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Check your toilet. Posts: 64	I barely wash myself when I take a bath... I barely finish all my food... I ALWAYS stay with the clothes I step in all day long until about 9 o'clock at night... I RARELY go outside (the reason why I have high cholesterol) __________________